She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
Her life has all the ingredients for a how to book: Making Your Life an Epic Fail
If you did the rosary as much as you masturbated, you would be the pope
We should be flying into LAX instead so when we land I can turn to the right and see the Hollywood sign
You can't even see the fuckin Hollywood sign from LAX. guess she never got the memo
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i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
My mom just came into the kitchen and watched me take a double shot of whiskey and chase it with a beer and said "you are my son." Proudest family moment ever
sometimes after I smoke and the high has gone away...the high will come back like three hours later for a brief yet gripping ride.
that's usually when I end up in someone's house, having sex with someone else, while that someone's roommate makes us mozzarella sticks.
cool, get new shit, I dnt want the same old if it's my last drink ever
The world isn't ending you idiot. I'll grab beer
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
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Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
we panicked because we couldn't find you anywhere, but then we found you tripping in the bathtub with Marie's cat. there was no water. you thought there was water, though.
im about to bake her parents a "thank you for making such beautiful babies, ive had sex with all 5 of them" cake
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
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