That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
so, just learned that EVERYONE heard pretty much everything last night. my roommates were surprised to learn you're a dirty talker.
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
Sometimes I wonder how different my life would be if I didn't share a weekly margarita with my mom since i was 12
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
Someone downtown drunkenly stole the antenna off of her car... while she was driving.
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
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