question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
I just saw an easily 300lb shirtless man on a Vespa. My day has been simultaneously made and ruined.
Thanks be to the Goddess of Whores!! I straightened my bed before Ken got here. Found Calvin's boxers in the sheets!!!!
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
Next time we smoke don't let me talk. I just said something and it sounded like I was speaking in hashtag.
You know what's even more awkward then buying plan b from someone who is a member at the gym you work at... When they come in after that day and have that look of recognition
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
By cross-referencing our messages & her Twitter feed, I've deduced that she was eating spaghetti the whole time we were sexting.
I literally just rubbed my stomach and told my liver to "hang in there baby"
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
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