He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
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There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
blah blah blah they called me an alcoholic because I threw my beer at a Jesus freak. it was for the best
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
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He left my apartment when I broke up with him just as my booty call was walking in. It was a little awkward...
You. Dating a sex offender cop. Life writes itself sometimes.
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
My idiot ex texted me on Valentine's day to tell me I was right, he did need a therapist.
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