the not having weed thing wouldnt be nearly as tragic if it wasnt the one holiday where they launch bright flaming things into the air
I'm pretty sure she sent a group text out saying that I was the one to get with her last night and sorry to everyone who didnt make it.
Honestly it was an honor just to be nominated.
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
Road construction signs are deceptively heavy
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she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
There is a bottle of ciroc waiting graciously on my breakfast table. It's almost a sign for me to live up to my Russian blood.
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
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He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
By the taste of his semen he isnt vegetarian and therefore lied to me to take me home on a brighter note i stole his fondue set
There two guys dressed as FEMA workers with jump-suits that say "Post-Disaster Breast Examination Division"
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
i woke up with a shamrock tattoo on my wrist and a fat bruise on my hipbone. please tell me its not real.
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
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