That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
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He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
Hey is it bad when your boss leans over your desk and tells you "you smell like the Rainforest Cafe"??
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
Why did I see a weird snapchat of you barking at McDonald's last night?
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
SpongeBob is life. I once broke up with a guy bc he said SpongeBob was stupid.
I couldnt sleep the entire night because her cats kept reaching under the door like they were trying to eat me for taking their place on her bed.
I always knew youd fuck a cat lady
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