Breakfast of vicodin and eggs out of a solo cup at about three in the afternoon on a wednesday...I have my life together
what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
Masturbated furiously for a half hour; ate a fistful of chocolate, then took a nap. Woke up and finished wrapping presents. I've got this holiday thing down.
I smell like Dick and happiness
I fucked a French man last night. 5 Times. Ashed my cig in his cactus. That later set on fire while we were having sex.
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