Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
Farmville is her only friend.
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
I'm truly not mad that he's at a strip club, it's that he couldn't look far enough into the future to figure out how to get himself home from one
Dislocated my knee during sex, popped it back in and kept going. Then got simpathy chipotle out of it too.
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
Tonight is an "I'm lonely and single so I'm going to curl up in a warm, melatonin and vodka enriched ball in the corner of my bed with a cat." kind of night.
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