he actually used the line "do you have a map, because i'm lost in your eyes" and i was to drunk to care
My dad just called from upstairs on the house phone to tell me to bring him a beer. You tell me how I am.
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
Jesus Christ. If I were a normal sex-having person, I'd think I was knocked up. I'm cycling through emotions like I'm in a decathlon to crazy.
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
Dude, I came home and you were passed out halfway through the front door in your Minnie Mouse outfit... with a beer still in hand
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
I just want to make out with him forever
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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