i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
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I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
I just crawled out of bed at 5AM to make her a peanut butter and Nutella sandwich. Somewhere in the distance, I could hear whips cracking.
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
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Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
And THIS is why we get drunk. No good story, documentation, or event happens by eating a salad. Alcohol consumption leads to good things
I'm not sure if I should pay him or he should pay me, but someone should get paid for the sex I had this morning.
Would you by any chance know if there is a proper protocol for traveling with one's vibrator? I wouldn't want the TSA to rip open my suitcase in front of my boss.
Vegas never ceases to amaze me. Hung out with a stripper from ATL all night and got nuthin, but the next night meet a bride-to-be who gives me a bj in the elevator.
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
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