i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
so apparently we got drunk enough at the reception to rip the center pieces apart and use the flower vases as "fancy glasses"
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna write gay mortal kombat fanfic. May the gods be praised for whisky
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
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