I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
tonight lets celebrate not being married
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
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