Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
no. you can't hotbox the world.
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
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Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
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I have a new philosophy. Fuck wearing bras, it's summertime.
Is it weird that I Facebook creep hot people from their credit card receipts?
Being single for so long makes me fucking creepy.
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
I got unbelievably drunk yesterday, need some time off. Apparently pulling your balls out to make your buddy's girlfriend miss beerpong shots is frowned upon.
Learning to live poor pretty well. Cashed in all the coins in my car for nearly 60 bucks and yelled at a Pizza Hut manager, insisting I have a free pizza credit, until he just gave me a pizza.
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