Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
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Where are you? This girl fell on a baby. She is just gone. Please Hurry
I'm hurrying
Dude. She just shit herself.
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
Yep. How's your hangover?
It's like I fucked its sister and it's getting back at me.
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Yesterday I dumped him, went out for my birthday, hooked up with someone else, and today he still fed my cat. Living with your ex ain't so bad . . .
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
She was totally amazed that i had the pizza delivery timed to coincide with our nooner and that the delivery boy knew where the broom closet on the 3rd floor was.
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
These are the things that make me so grateful... that I slept with your sister instead.
I woke up under the stretchy sheet like the corners were still stuck under the bed. I had to wiggle the corners off in order to get up. I was trapped. how did that happen
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