I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
i've counted 4 condom wrappers but only 3 condoms. not again.
If you don't sing me a lullaby then I'll just take shots till I pass out
The cop left me alone after I gave her my spare snow cone. It was a hot and humid day and that uniform looked stuffy. Yay stoner me for overindulging in icy treats.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
You rinsed the beer pong ball off in my White Russian
If you walk into a place and someone says "happy birthday" while handing you a shot. You. Take. It.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
You were so drunk Last night you asked for your glasses so you could read the directions on a band aid
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