I don't usually arrange sex via text message
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
PLEASE. I won't throw up on the floor this time. Or fuck in the bathroom. Or dance on the pool table. So PLEASE.
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
Goddamnit, guys. I got lube all over my kindle.
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
I just opened my travel toothbrush holder and it smelled like vodka...maybe a vodka cranberry. This says a lot about my vacations.
Randomize
