i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
You insisted that you sleep on the bear rug instead of the couch. You said it was lonely and you kept on petting its head.
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
have the fact that the early bird is danced upon by the prettiest strippers be your motivation
I'm not drunk enough to eat silly string
it's like if youve been living with the grinch for 15 yrs and then santa shows up with a big gift begging to fuck the christmas spirit back into you. no one can say no to santa.
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
I left my panties in the microwave for too long and they caught on fire
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
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