Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
dude I just realized something - girls return my clothes washed so in thought bringing girls home is like avoiding going to the laundramat
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
As a Chick-Fil-A employee, I think you'd appreciate the visual of me almost accidentally pulling out my wallet with a thong hooked on it as I payed for my waffle fries just now.
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
Im covered in coffee vomit and urine and none of which are mine
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
You left your Xanax bottle in my car. Why is the label all smudged?
I spilled wine on it.
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