David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
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some people spend their whole lives trying to find their soulmate. who knew mine was hiding in utah successfully balancing a pageant career and a coke habit.
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a Chick-Fil-A breakfast sandwich. How's your Monday?
And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
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No, next time he offers you a ride home, ask him about Batman. The result will always be road head.
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
She started waving a nerf rifle around and demanding free booze.
Bug bite on my vagina. I think we need to stop this 'sex in awesome places campaign.'
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