Just soaked up some whiskey with a paper towel and then squeezed it into a cup for consumption. New low.
you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
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Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
Swear to god, if I have to wingman for you on my honeymoon I'm gonna be pissed
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
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Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
When you're all settled in, text me, and I can sorta apologize for saying that your phone can suck my dick. What I really meant to say is that your Windows phone can suck my Android phone's dick.
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone
Wanna guess where my charger was last night.....in my cooler with my beer. I put it in there because I knew I would never forget my beer.
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