you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
I'm gonna be a few minutes late, some asshole just fell off the ferry so we had to stop.
I dont think that yelling at the medic "Christmas is gone, fuck off santa" was the best idea when you couldnt feel your legs.
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He told me I was a pleasure to arrest. That's the 2nd time I've heard that.
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
dude this night sums up my single life. naked, crying, and covered in honey. i need to get laid.
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
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So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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