So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
I just got three quarters of the way there before I realized I was way too stoned for class so I bought a smoothie and walked home.
I wish they had a "No Yankees" filter on status updates.
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pop tarts are not kleenex
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
I am here to underwhelm you with my vagina
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Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
I'm honored that you could tear yourself away from your girlfriend's vagina long enough to text me.
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
I knew you were cut off when you tried to order a "Phil Collins"
burned my penis with a sauteed onion again.
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
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