I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
i'm not sure when it happened but apparently now it's topless bar night, im wearing a leotard and everyone is looking at me like i'm cheating.
we found you under the sink... we opened up the doors and you told us to go away because you were playing indian in the cupboard
literally hosing herself off in my back yard with the hose. i offered her the shower but she refused. that drunk.
Slowly realizing that my only incentive to bathe is shower beer
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
Yeah bunch of crazy shit... Makes you wonder how anyone found someone before tinder
Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
I woke up only wearing a Breaking Bad "Los Pollos Hermanos" apron he got from Loot Crate next to a 3 empty bottles of Zima,Jolly Ranchers, and a jar of coconut oil. Fernet is one hell of a party starter
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
He’s actually a personal trainer. He said he hasn’t taught yoga in a while but the stripper prefers to introduce him as a yoga teacher
No way man ... This is real life. Complete sentences and everything.
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