My roommate was eating ketchup out of a bowl. Get me the hell out of here.
She got her phone back last night. And the first thing I sent her was a picture of me pooping in a culvers bathroom
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
I just passed on expense account drinking, this must be the worst hangover ever.
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
He broke up with me over the phone while I was getting my bush waxed into a "D" for his surprise birthday present. Talk about bad timing...
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
I actually have to watch Breaking Bad to make me feel better about my choices last night.
I have a rash on my arm from the cat litter. Think the cat will be mad that I peed in its box?
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
Randomize
