Its about making memories worth repressing
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
fyi, if youre wondering if offering a female police officer sexual favors will get you out of a ticket, the answer is no.
so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
I like dinosaurs. I like penises. It's kind of a win win
The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
Remember that time you puked in the middle of wendy's?
Yeah, why?
The staff still remembers me for cleaning it up. Thanks for the free frosty and fries
A bitchslap is in order.
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