You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
yeah he couldn't walk in a straight line and started throwing up and told the cop he just has an astigmatism
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
We're not in high school anymore. I'm not going to pretend to be impressed as he butchers my favorite songs on his guitar. I just wanted to get laid.
Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
She had cheddar bay biscuits in her purse. Biscuits, Id and cash. I'm gonna marry her.
Masturbated before I came into work and now the finger scanner won't clock me in. Fuck Valentines Day.
I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
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