did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
And God said, "Let there be Twilight," and it was so.
I should injure you considerably.
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
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we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
What are you doing? Did I punch you in the face last night?
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The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
FYI you are now my emergency contact at plan parenthood
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
Had a dream I dropped the L word and immediately threatened to kill myself
You probably shouldn't be having nightmares about expressing affection
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
the hot lifeguard just pulled a McDonald's cheeseburger out of her fanny pack.
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