Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
I swallowed your vile semen and you don't know what color my fucking eyes are!?
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
Im on the side of I-10 covered in sweat, cookie dough, hollandaise sauce, onion gravy, and ground beef wondering how my life I ended up here
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
Lmfao a voicemail screaming about you partying with your tits out and a text at 3 am saying you went too crazy... this should be a good one
Bro.. I am absolutely going to have sex with our old middle school health teacher
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
Someone signed my nipple.
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
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