I hate ducks.
What?
they're sketch. like squirrels. squirrels are sketch as fuck.
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
having sex with him was like banging macgyver. he did the most amazing shit with the simplest things
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
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Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
There's cake. And donuts. And strippers. It's like 5 year old me and 20 year old me are throwing a party together...
You lured him into the bathroom with a trail of jello shots, then proceeded to barricade the door with duct tape. You really should have thought that one through..
So the first 4 hours of my morning was equivalent to seeing under water. Things were starting to get better until I remember I drank mustard for free stuff and flossed my teeth with a strand of hair from a stranger in the bathroom.
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I don't mean to insult you, but did you leave your training bra in my bedroom last night?
Hey man, sorry about punching you in the face, also about turning the shower on you. I just really wanted you to drink some water.
I woke up still drunk to a beautiful tattooed columbian man making me pancakes. How's your memorial day?
Let's just grow old together and be the crazy ladies that sit on the park bench, drinking booze from flasks and loudly talk about people who walk by.
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
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