College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
Dude I walked in to my house just to be handed a bottle of vodka by my sister. She then said i had 15 minutes to finish it. Moving into my parents place is the best choice I have made this year.
Maybe if more guys knew my pillowtalk occasionally includes me scribbling notebook diagrams of cell signalling pathways, I'd get laid more often
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
Trial is expected to last a fucking week if I get chosen.
To be fair, you are the kind of person I want to be on the jury when I inevitably end up in front of one.
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
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