idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
Hey I know you're not home, but I'm here. Your front door is unlocked and someone took shit on your doormat...
That awkward moment when the dude you blew on camera in college friend requests you on Facebook.
Who is this?!????
That awkward moment when you think you're texting a friend the above statement, but instead you text a stranger.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
Good news!! I can adult!! 😂 turning down the strip club on a weeknight has become my crowning achievement ðŸ˜ðŸ˜‚
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