that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
you would pick up someone in the library
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
What can I say? When alcohol is my motivation, I can move mountains.
Dan marino should def buy this ambulance. But not this one. I'm gonna fuck this ambulance up
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
Pro: She likes to masturbate to 50 shades of grey. Con: She reads 50 Shades of grey non-ironically.
his penis was like the majestic horn of a unicorn and I came like a million trumpeting rainbows.
I'm trying to behave my vagina this week so I can at least pretend I'm honoring the sanctity of marriage
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
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