You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
I wish I was that guy from the miller light commercials so I could walk into parties and take peoples beer without getting yelled at
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
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He showed up to the Seder drunk and tried to convince everyone that he could read Hebrew.
He's warming up to shark week, by only eating fish and drinking vodka, and all the time he keeps yelling "death to the seals!"
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
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That bitch makes my crazy look like a walk in the park with cotton candy
The cop actually kicked the bitches out of the cab so we could get ours. I flipped them all off as the door was shutting. That drunk.
I took the beard trimmer to my balls this morning.\nMuch blood. Much blood from my scrotum.
Also, why does our bed smell like mayonnaise?
Lost and found: pink cotton underwear next to my bed and soaking wet Reebok socks or boxers in a plastic bag...in my fridge🤔
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
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