I decided to name my penis gatorade...is it in you?
why the FUCK would i wear makeup on my vagina!?
We named our saturday intramural dodgeball team "we're hungover". Pretty much just an excuse to fuel my alcoholism on friday nights.
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
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I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
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My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
Here's what I don't understand. How does anyone watch you eat mayo for 12 minutes and then ever fuck you again??
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
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