I don't know how I got that girl last night. I feel like seal right now sans the scars
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
Slut skills are useful in every country.
He doesn't know I'm infertile yet, that's when the sex gets good
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If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
I beat my mom's friend's boyfriend in a vodka chugging competition. Our generation FTW.
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
Ideas I've had tonight: An entire movie based off the Pixar lamp jumping on stuff.
if i ever wake up in the morning and don't feel a boner in my asscrack then this relationship is over
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It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
It's statistically impossible for there not to be at least one guy sexting you right now
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
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