i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
before you smothered your pizza in mayo you blotted it with a napkin saying you were trying to watch your fat intake
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
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I slept with him to see his dog one last time
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
MEET ME OUTSIDE YOUR HOUSE IN THREE MINUTES. BE DRUNK. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I just saw a douchebag with frosted tips & a LaCoste polo with popped collar driving a Call of Duty edition Jeep. It was a cavalcade of stereotypes.
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
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Thank you contacting dial-a-boner. Currently, our boner is on a run to service another client. You can either wait 2 hours for service, or share concurrent service with the current client.
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
So I took a screenshot of my boarding pass and the TSA agent somehow swiped it to the next photo. Yep...TSA saw my dick before I even went through the body scanner.
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