NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
You would be too ashamed to ever love me again if you saw the filth I just created. It brings unspeakable dishonor to the nacho dynasty. Like I raped the king's daughter, cut off her hands and made him eat them that's how hard I fucked up nachos.
There just aren't enough words in the English language to convey my deep and abiding love of your cock. So I am beefing up on my Portuguese.
My wife ladies and gentlemen! Love ya babe.
The last time I went to Vegas and the sun started to rise, my copilot went home with her nipples pierced.
I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
i got kicked out of McDonald's for demanding a margarita mcflurry
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
He walked in on me masturbating and on my phone but got mad because I wasn't watching porn just tweeting
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
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