you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
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The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
Ok. I'll enjoy the quiet (translation: I might be naked, call ahead if you come home tonight)
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
He's tying my arms above my head and all I can think is that I should've shaved my armpits
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Note to self: Calvin Klein's are not safe to shit in.
yknow last night was like... the third night in a row alex woke me up to make sure i wasn't dead and tbh it's sorta sweet.
I broke a rule
Which One?!
The one where I shouldn't sleep with your friends. I broke this particular rule 4 times.
You're officially the worst brother ever.
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
You know your life has gone off the rails when waking up in a Spanish hospital with alcohol poisoning and no memory of how you got there is not even your top wildest drinking story.
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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