i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
Our local strip club now has karaoke. Do you realize what this could mean for my sex life?
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
Tried to dry my shoes in the oven last night.
Passing out drunk in my therapists lobby may not be the best way to confirm my "stability"
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
Holy shit, did you actually CHOOSE to get hit by the alcohol truck last night?
BITCH IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY AND I'M STARTING ON A FISHBOWL OF LIQUOR WITHOUT YOU
I read that out. Group response is "Katie is hard as fuck."
WITH MOTHERFUCKING MONKEY MITTENS
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