You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
This house was built for laser tag.
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
Of course the bar would go completely silent right as I yell out "I don't have AIDS"
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
God this is like a meg Ryan movie without the restaurant orgasms
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
I'm too depressed to masturbate. This election is the worst.
TRY TO UNDERSTAND I HAVE MAGIC POWERS HOLY FUCKING SHIT
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
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