My dignity? Collapsing on itself like a dying star.
I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
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went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
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i fucking swear, saying shit like "i dont get jealous" is like personally inviting your slutty friend to fuck the guy you slept with like a month ago
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
Woke up eating a pickle on the bathroom floor this morning in some random guys sweat pants.
So I just accidentally joined a bar crawl and got a free shotski of Jameson. I love life.
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
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