You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
They found an open window, climbed through and proceeded to arrest half the party. These campus cops are like fucking ninjas.
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
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All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
Just saw a midget on a motorcycle. Best sight for a hangover ever.
Just talked a homeless guy out of suicide. Was rewarded with a garbage bag full of mountain dew bottles and zannies. Im such a good person
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So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
If there was a tv show called "True Life: My 58 Year Old Dad Rolls Better J's Than Me" I'd be on it.
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
Honestly I was sitting in managerial accounting thinking "I really need to get my shit together and stop drinking so much wine." But when you asked I realized... it's wine. It's always a yes.
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
I mean metaphorically. Literally zombies have yet to invade. Let's be rational here.
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