You're going to have to start masturbating with your left hand. Or with someone's vagina
we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
whoa...plan B gets you drunker quicker.
Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
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This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
Apparently I mistakenly called the hair club for men at 3am... they called me back this morning.
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
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He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
i am no longer ashamed when i walk into the dining hall for sunday brunch and i'm greeted with applause for suriving my weekend