I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
23 Roommates Share Secrets Their Roomie Thinks They Don’t Know
You wouldn't be the first friend to shit himself in the last 7 days
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
You threw up? Were you ladylike while you did it? I'm wagering that you were. Like a Disney princess. Like a "Puke Me Pretty" Barbie.
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
nothing like a call from your drunk grandpa at midnight on a wednesday to ask your parents if you're registered to vote...
29 Cringeworthy Situations People Realized They Shouldn’t Be In
you and him went to the park at 2am to "catch a pigeon" and ACTUALLY CAME BACK WITH A PIGEON
So I bet a guy he could drink two irish car bombs faster than me and I lost. now he gets to name our first son. sory.
My liver appreciates your vow of avoiding matrimony
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle