im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
On the bright side since it was a Tuesday you weren't even in jail for the long! that could've been worse!
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
Mom looked at me, frowned, and said "it makes me sad to see you drink before noon.." So i told her if she doesn't like it she needs to stop waking me up before noon.
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
Ps we ordered a pizza at the pool today and I dropped the entire thing in the pool. We still ate it. #canthang
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
Started the 4th with a foursome. I don't know if it gets more festive than that. #MERICA
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
I'm sorry for peeing on you last night. Will cookies make up for it?
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