hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
You brought back some girl with you at 3am and introduced her to everyone as "hot pocket"
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
I'm going to make out with someone. I'm on a mission. I don't even care if I'm wearing beer goggles. As long as he's not shorter than me, gay, or a woman.
I feel like I deserve an award for facing my fear of penises in my face.
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
I think it's time for a new pick up line. So far my " hey you want to go back to my place, order a pizza and fuck?" Has set me at an all time low downtown 0/4
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
I woke up on some strangers couch covered in salad mix and oatmeal cream pies. The struggle is absolutely real.
Where's the chopping off someone's balls emoji
Sexting gets boring after a while. I'm eating a sandwich right now and googling 'sexting ideas' and just copy/pasting lines.
It's a good sandwich though.
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
Randomize
