You're a big dope. Life is about fighting for what you want, not accepting what you hate.
Why does tequilla always make you text me?
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
I saw a seagull swallow a hot-dog whole today, it reminded me of you.
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
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Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
Just went through the drive thru and got 18 free donuts in exchange for half a joint. Dunkin Donuts at midnight might become a nightly thing for us.
somehow a sneeze triggered me puking over everyone in the car
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
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Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
I'm going back to his house to watch wreck it Ralp.
Hey, Monsters Inc. got me laid. Disney man, who knew it leads to sex.
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
Finally liberated my Star Trek DVD from my booty call's house. Captain Kirk would be so proud.
The difference between 22 and 28 is bigger than I realised. I had the urge to put on Spongebob and give him a cookie.
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