The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
in jail i did the beyonce ass shake for the police officers & called Sally from my collect phone in my cell & started singing "im in JAAAIL IM IN JAAAIL",
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
If you come home soon there's a stripper in the shower. Don't be alarmed
Why was I drunk tweeting incorrect Beyonce lyrics last night?
Got out of the uber to projectile vomit in the McDonald's drive thru. Gonna take a break from the Cuervo for a while.
I have tasted many bathrooms
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
Yeah, I'm pretty glad I chose you to have drunken, sloppy birthday sex with.
That's the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
When you realized the door was unlocked, you did the mission impossible yheme song and snuck into the bathroom. And continued it while you peed.
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