well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
I do what I can to inject something into your life every day. Today, humor. Saturday. Penis.
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
Why is your name on a gluestick in a plastic baggy stuck to my door?
They were picking gravel out of my face for an hour. I think I took more out of the road than the road did of me.
Barfights against pavement aren't genrally won by people. Props.
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
I ran into him drunk, barefoot, at rite aid and he said I looked "stunning." Yeah, Stunningly shitfaced haha
I don't know what part of my sober brain thought it was a good idea to get stoned when I can barely walk with crutches as it is, but that part is stupid.
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
He ate me out while I finished season 1 of Stranger Things. If that's not a modern day relationship goal, then I don't know what is.
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