I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
Nothing screams don't date me louder then having your baby as your profile pic
I think you begin to realize how unfair life really is when you're high and you discover that the new box of fruit by the foot on your shelf is actually empty
Thanks for gettin' me home, killa. Have no IDEA how I woke up pants-less on the bathroom floor at 4a.m. You're like a big, angry guardian angel.
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
He wanted to have sex in a church because he has keys to it from court-ordered community service. WHAT IS STANDARDS?
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
I shaved an Xmas tree into my junk.... I placed your present underneath.
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
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