I must be too annoying 4 u.
can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
what do 4 police cars, 1 ambulence, and 2 fire truycks have in common?.... My driveway
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
I woke up at 5 this morning face down on my bed with gummy bears stuffed in my leggings. Yeah.
i shall enjoy my approximately 2 hours of being sober today
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
Strike three, the fat brides maid they call shit puker also has herpes.
Shaving my legs with an ankle monitor on is surprisingly more difficult than the drunk driving that got me here
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
He's basically me if I was an 8-yr-old boy. It's like looking into a pudgy terrifying mirror
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
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