Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
She called me her guardian angel after I picked her phone up from the river of pee coming from her front porch.
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You FaceTimed your mom in the back of the limo telling her how many guys you hooked up with at the concert
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
Depends
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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