Ducking stuck downtown...all the fuxkig roads are blixkded
Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
You remember the guy that busted in waving a tazer at everyone yelling "get the fuck outta my crib"?
yeah you don't forget that shit easily
We ended up crawling out from our hiding spot and playing pool with him once he calmed down. His name is Marcus. I got his email.
I forgot how easy it is to have sex in public when you're wearing a dress. Thank you global warming.
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
I made the last cup in beer pong off the dude's hat. I also faintly remember rapping Forever by Drake during said game.
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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