You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
dream priorities were more important than voting today. don't tell me you wouldn't keep going back to sleep to find out who would win a fight between oprah and godzilla
I don't appreciate you drunk dressing passed-out me in spandex for bed
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
On Wednesday I'm putting wine in a water bottle and crashing Margaret thatchers funeral
Can I come take down that wallpaper yet? I stopped seeing that dude and I need to occupy my time with something besides getting drunk at bingo night and cussing out old people. Also, i'm not sure on the legal stipulations but I might have, unintentionally, committed grand theft auto at some point.
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
We can only continue to use the "oh what's the difference between circumcised and uncircumcised" for a few more months before people will see through our lies
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