Public safety found my id!
And i can't find my bra so i'm assuming they found my bra with my id which would explain the disapproving tone the lady on the phone had.
my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
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Most eventful shower ever. Jacked off, peed and puked in there.
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
You know I told you about that hammering at 3 AM yesterday? Turns out it was Holly beating the lock out of her door with a mallet because she'd forgotten her keys.
Doesn't she keep a spare?
Drunk Holly doesn't listen to Sober Holly's plans.
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I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
Uber driver offered to have sex with me since I went home solo. - rock bottom
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
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