so explain again why im purple
no
I wanna get so fucked up that I try to catch a coyote in a pillowcase, breakdance fight a lion, and send back some toast at Denny's when I see its slightly burnt.
It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
I wish the inside of the tampon box said "CONGRATULATIONS YOUR NOT A MOTHER!"
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
have the fact that the early bird is danced upon by the prettiest strippers be your motivation
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
He just fingered me to the Lion King soundtrack. And when he left he turned dramatically and said "I'll be back after work. Be prepared." Taint ALL the childhood memories.
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
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