Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
I made a Wendy's employee say fuck this and quit because I started flipping out due to a baked potato shortage. Of course I had a good night
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
I'm at my friends house alone, she's at spin class so I'm wearing her engagement ring and eating buffalo wings. It's 9:30am. Happy Valentine's Day.
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
That sad moment when the drawer I used to keep condoms in now has poptarts in it..
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
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