Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
yeah, you were trying to hump the doorman.
when did we get a doorman?
we were also in the wrong building...
grown man stumbling drunk down green street wearing nothing but a hot dog costume and crying. its not even noon yet.
Somehow I don't trust you in this state to talk to you about a colonoscopy
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He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
I have six drafts of messages to you that just say "blood" and I have no idea where they came from.
Unless you've also woken up wearing a poncho and a ring pop, I suggest you don't judge me. Okay, I even judged myself for that.
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
We let him drunkenly pack his own bags without checking them. Yet no one was surprised when the TSA girl pulled a 12 pack out of his carry on.
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Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
If I don't get my shit together, I'm going to be one of those really fucked up cases on 1000 ways to die
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
I just saw a raccoon get launched out of a tree by another raccoon. They have turf wars...
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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