It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
Last night must have been awesome, my dog still smells like vomit.
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
I just called my cat a slut and she responded. Proudest moment ever.
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almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
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It's like bringing a chick home from the bar the night before and waking up to thinking you are about to go another round... Just to wake up and find she's already left...
Date idea: we should go to the store and buy all the different kinds of Lay's and eat them all
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
Just accidentally walked into a parade for Jesus
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He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off