He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
she was mega hot - except for the poop under her fingernails
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
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we got so high we spray painted his girlfriend's UGG boots. she's CRYING. it's hysterical.
Give me a heads up the next time you BBM me a voicenote of you cumming so I'll make sure not to play it while in the car with my parents. Miss you too.
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
He cooked me dinner. I showed my appreciation by showing up shithoused and breaking a bottle of steak sauce on his floor.
I feel like i got beat with a pillowcase full of tequila shots.
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Alive...but barely. Had dinner with my parents tonight which was conveniently located near where i left my car, phone, and self respect
My sister came home, pulled two nalgene bottles of jaeger-bomb out of the fridge, changed out her 3 inch heels for 6 inch heels and left in under 3 minutes. I've never been more proud of her.
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
It's okay I didn't send any nudes tonight so we are safe *inserts photo of a baseball umpire doing the safe signal*
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
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